Epiphanies at 2am

Ok if I (or any other grad student for that matter) ever gets an epiphany, a great idea. it would be either at 2 in the morning or on the throne (aka shit can)! I ve had this idea when I was on the throne at 2 am in the morning about my project…. but sadly I cant implement it because of time constraints (read paper deadline to meet).

This made me realize (somehow, dont ask how) that I have a ton of obsessions. Here are some to name a few.

1)  The person I m leeching this month (and the next month, and the next month, oh they keep changing) (Yes I m a total stalker)

2) Whatever I m working on…. these days its my project.

3) Computer games… I fell for them when I was 10, have nt got over them. The first game I saw was Dave, the second Doom 2, and thats when I started to program computers. Since then there is no turning back!

4) Gadgets, I need to get the next big thing in town, and I get so obsessed to get them that I pretty much dont care how I get them. I should nt give examples cuz they would make me look really bad.

5) My imaginary friends…. I dont have real ones so, what can I do, cant stop my mind from roaming.

6) The book that I ve just read…. I m really susceptible to new ideas, it takes a while for me to make my own opinion I guess. Yeah I m gullible.

7) Being loved, or lack of. I run away at the first sign of emotion. I never understood why.

8) Anything Macho…. obsessed with muscle cars (old ones) and some of those cute sports cars too, Choppers (Its a dream to buy one),  Leather Jackets and old looking sunglasses (Dont like the new trendy ones).

9) Aircrafts…. especially Fighters. There was I time when I wanted to be an aeronautical engineer so bad! I could name the plane and its specs just by looking at a silhouette since the age of six!

10) Taking stuff apart. Oh my parents used to keep screw drivers and tools away from me when I was little. and now that I can afford them, there is no stopping them. And really? I dont fix them. I just open them up and leave them as is.

11) Black t-shirts and blue jeans, thats all I wear! Seriously? I have about 10 black t-shirts, and 8 blue jeans! I have only one blue t-shirt, and That too because someone gae it to me out of sympathy!

12) Short nails and hair. Cant stand long nails, I have to keep a nail cutter on my desk! And if dont like other people having long nails especially! Somehow it grosses me out!

13) Me. Obviously.

EDIT:

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10 Responses to Epiphanies at 2am

  1. farooqk says:

    you had a potty thought.

  2. I ve had many potty thoughts!!

  3. farooqk says:

    you prolly potty a lot! 😀

  4. Anas Imtiaz says:

    make sure its at 2am everyday then … to keep the throne+2am combo working 😀

  5. Hahahaha! The two things are not and’ed, they are or’ed together I guess! Though since I usually work at night, the probability of an and’ed logic to occur again is still pretty high!

  6. Anas Imtiaz says:

    tell us more about imaginary friends 😀

  7. No! I m not sharing Megan Fox with you!!!

  8. Leena S. says:

    ummmm….i thought it was only hira’s blog 😛
    u have 10 black t-shirts and 8 blue jeans!!!? so it basically means that it doesnt matter whether u change or not, u always look the same? 😛

  9. Yeah pretty much! I went to a shop here to replenish my t-shirt stack, and guess what? I bought three black ones. When I went to the counter to pay a friend of mine turns up and looks at my bag in surprise, “You only bought black t-shirts? Get a different color!” So I went and picked up a dark blue t-shirt, which looks almost black!

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