Aaaaah! Love (fake) and weddings are in the air. I have five acquintances who are tying the knot in the very near future. And two of them are chicks.
And since I m the one who is stuck between the rock and the hard place, I have to listen to their rants. Not that I mind. It’s just that there is such disparity between my used-to-be single “acquintances” and soon-to-be married acquintances. Now men are a bit bearable in their rants for the obvious reasons that they are less rants and more of a Parade! Mind you that these assholes were the same ones who used to say marriage is so over-rated in that very ominous fake-beverly-hills accent. Argh hypocricy! Now they cant wait to get married (read get laid), which is understandable.
OK now lets come to the main course of the day…. soon-to-be-married women folk. Now this one chick I know, was so against marriage just a few months back that I secretly thought that she was probably a guy! And now? She just cant wait to tie the knot! Heck if she got her way, she’d probably elope with her new toy and get married! Comon! Hold your horses and live a little! Watching her I have come to know, that no matter how feminist, how butch, how modern, how “philosophically balanced” and my personal favourite “the intellectuall superior to denounce the “institution of marriage”” a woman is, they just cant wait to get married. Yet they will put a facade of intellectualism/hip modernism/work/whatever, which I have yet to find a purpose for.
Ok now for the desert. Women can do anything, but the only thing they cant not do is get married, even if they dont want to. And they will make the most lamest of excuses for it. And those excuses are what’s so interesting. Cuz they will tell you not that how they dont want to get married, but how they do want to get married!
So this is a hate post? NO… but my problem is that I want people (women folk) to get their story straight. At least acknowledge that you want to get married, (I m talking about the ones who dont plan to get married in the near future.) but you have not found the right guy yet. Now is that so hard to say. And this is one reason why I love the policy of this blog. She is truthful and confident about it. Now that is mature! The rest, write that down and… GROW THE HELL UP ALREADY!